Trump jokes about impeachment at turkey pardon...
The robot that cleans floors and tells jokes...
A new film exploring the origins of DC comic book villain The Joker has left many critics grinning from ear to ear - but not all of them are amused. The Guardian called Joker "gloriously daring", while Total Film said it ...
The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) has shouted "action" on the epic six-month saga that is film awards season, with the announcement of its first wave of movies. Among the Oscar hopefuls showing at Toronto in the first ...
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Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button? A: You're under a vest....
Q. What rock group consists of four famous faces, but none ofthemsing? A. The faces on Mount Rushmore....
The coach of the England netball team has told Radio 1 Newsbeat how one of her star players reacted to winning gold at the Commonwealth Games. Tracey Neville's team won gold for the first time after a last-second goal by Helen Hous...
An emergency call went unanswered because a man rang 999 to complain about KFC being closed, police have revealed. Greater Manchester Police (GMP) said the "joke" call came on 21 February after the fast food chain closed some ...
Putin is laughing at the political chaos in the US over Trump's alledged relationship with Russia...
George Clooney is a “very cool dude,” at least in the eyes of Sandra Bullock’s son Louis, 3. “If there was a choice between me and George … my son will leave to go with George and the guys,” Bullock said today d...
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For years I had been telling my friend Pete that he ate too much fast food, but he always denied it. One day he admitted I was right. "What changed your mind?" "My grandson. When my daughter told him I was coming to visit, he...
1. According to a news story, if global warming continues, in 20 years the only chance we'll have to see a polar bear is in a zoo. So in other words, nothing is going to change. 2. Snow was falling heavily the day I decided to visit a car d...
Working it Out One friend complained to another, "All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds." "If it's that bad, why don't you just leave him?" asked the second friend. "I...
Guessing Game Once I'd finished reviewing(检查) my daughter's homework, I gave her an impromptu(即兴的) quiz. \\"What is a group of whales called?\\" I asked. \\"I'll give you a hint—it sounds like something you use to listen...
Share a laugh with the one you love on this romantic holiday. The only good time for love to hurt is when it's funny enough to split your sides. Make your sweetheart giggle this Valentine's Day with this love-inspired joke collection. Perfectl...
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally die...
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A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist(药剂师) if he can give him something for the hiccups (打嗝). The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. \\"What did you do that for?\\" the man asks. \\"Well, you don'...