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Dieting Scarecrow

来源:Reader's Digest 作者: 时间:2017-09-22 Tag: 点击:

Funny Jokes

 

 

Dieting Scarecrow

Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.

 

Squashed Squash

Q:  How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A:  With a pumpkin patch.

 

 

Honest Ghosts

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!

 

Witch’s Spell

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.

 

 

Vampire Love

Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.


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