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Mothers' confessions

来源:Reader's Digest 作者: 时间:2010-04-29 Tag:mother   joke   点击:

 

Mother's Day is nigh(临近的), so we're loath(不情愿的) to say this: Mothers aren't perfect. Here they admit it:

"My son knows he's not allowed downstairs until 9 a.m. Reason? He's been told that between 8 and 9 a.m., Mommy's fighting the monster(怪兽) that lives in the laundry basket(洗衣筐)."

"I just ate a full pint(品脱) of Häagen-Dazs(哈根达斯), and when my three-year-old asked me what I was eating, I told her it was special medicine for mommies, because I didn't want to share."

"My son was so excited for his second birthday, but when the day rolled around, I hadn't pulled anything together—so I told him that he had the day wrong and his birthday was actually the following week."

"I haven't taught my kids to tell time yet … That way, I can say it's bedtime whenever I want."


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