Redefinitions
BUFFET (自助餐): A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."
BABY-SITTER (代人临时照看婴孩者): A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
TATTOO(纹身): Permanent proof of temporary insanity (精神错乱, 疯狂).
* A father read that a middle-aged man should not shovel wet snow because he could have a heart attack. So he told his teenaged son, "A middle-aged man should not shovel wet snow because he could have a heart attack. So, would you do it for me?"
The son said yes. And the father had a heart attack.
* Good Advice: Don't hang out with troublemakers at school, because birds of a feather flunk together.
* The sophomore asked his freshman date (约会对象), "Am I the first guy you ever let kiss you?"
She replied, "Why does everyone ask me that?"