Finally, after years of testing business software, I landed (【非正式用语】 获得；获取) my dream job -- trying out computer games. My first day at work I was listing various ideas in a spreadsheet (电子表格) program when my manager walked by. He looked at my screen for a moment, then said sternly (严厉地), "I'd better not catch you using spreadsheets on company time when you know you should be playing games."
— Joke contributed by Jon Bach