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[joke] Computer Proverbs
Computer Proverbs 1. Home is where you hang your @. 2. The e-mail of the species ( is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. 4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. 5. Great group...
作者:发表于:2008-12-05 12:30:26 点击:83957 查阅全文...
[joke] Dec. 3
* UPDATE...Redefinitions: BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself." BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers. TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporar...
作者:发表于:2008-12-05 12:04:30 点击:68078 查阅全文...
[joke] A Classic Quiz
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "manager". The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe(长颈鹿) into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the re...
作者:发表于:2008-12-02 13:14:46 点击:136160 查阅全文...
[joke] A lawyer
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding (变秃的) man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume (香水)bottle...
作者:发表于:2008-12-02 13:13:39 点击:67180 查阅全文...
[joke] Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving 你会这样恶搞么? 1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date (过期了). You were worr...
作者:发表于:2008-12-02 12:49:41 点击:86831 查阅全文...
[joke] The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
It was the first time the blonde (金发女郎)was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went. "Oh, mother,...
作者:发表于:2008-12-02 12:47:24 点击:83293 查阅全文...
[joke] A geek´s (怪人) list of thanks
A geek's (怪人)list of thanks 1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed! (spam: 向……发送垃圾电子邮件) 2. Be thankful your computer isn't down! 3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down! 4. Be thankful you don't have The Good T...
作者:发表于:2008-12-02 11:20:06 点击:69501 查阅全文...
[joke] A Little Bit of Motivational Humor...
You know those "motivational" posters some managers like to display on their wall? Well, here's one you can print out to put in your work station. Make sure you point it out to your boss. You'll either get a chuckle (轻笑声) or get fired...
作者:发表于:2008-12-01 01:12:35 点击:66002 查阅全文...